MOST AMAZING HETAONI RP EVAR

<RuruTheVulpix>Steve doesn't show up until someone checks the kitchen, and when they come back, everyone's gone, then when that person checks upstairs, they see Steve in a unlighted room.<RuruTheVulpix>Male!New York: *is stuck in the room with Philippines now* ... <Cantara112>Canberra: *bangs on door* Open up! Steve is ginna kill me and Kansas!<HetaliaXReader>Steve was hit by hatches. It is super effective! Steve faintd. Kansas has gain 200 experience points. Kansas foun 300 hetacoins)<Cantara112>Canberra: PHILIPPINES! YOU NEED TO SAVE ME AND KANSAS FIRST!<imacrazygirl17>Y!S!Kansas: *hits Steve* <RuruTheVulpix>Male!New York: You guys think if I put my board under the door, it would break open?!<Cantara112>VA: UH.....NO<RuruTheVulpix>Male!New York: *jumps on the higher end, hoping it works*<RuruTheVulpix>DUDE<RuruTheVulpix>XD<HetaliaXReader>(whe he was hit by a hatchet)<imacrazygirl17>Y!S!Kansas: *pulls out a rifle and unloads a round into him for good mesure* <HetaliaXReader>(like a couple texts up....by kansas....what are you people doing XDD)<RuruTheVulpix>Male!New York: <HetaliaXReader>((WHAT IS HAPPENING_<RuruTheVulpix>Male!New York: AMG NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO CANBERRA YOU'RE BLIND ALREADY?!!!!!!!!!<HetaliaXReader>((how>!>!)<RuruTheVulpix>lol that icon<Cantara112>Canberra: GOD DAMN IT! YOUR SKATEBOARD TOOK MY EYE OUT! *covering one eye* LOOK AT YOUR SKATEBOARD!<RuruTheVulpix>Male!New York: ...Aw... Fuck...<Cantara112>AND YOU MADE MY OTHER EYES BLIND!<RuruTheVulpix>AH NU<HetaliaXReader>Philippines: Fuuck! (pushes Canbera out of the way of another attack from Steve and then stabs him with her Sword and THEN HE DIES) NOW we need tofind a way out<RuruTheVulpix>Male!New York: *grabs Canberra by teh shoulder*<RuruTheVulpix>Le Drama-Tragic scene I will rip from fanart<RuruTheVulpix>XD<Cantara112>Canberra: Oh my....I think Steve is coming back to life...<HetaliaXReader>Philippines: Crap, thought first we need to adress those wounds. Andhow do you know! Ithought u wer blind<RuruTheVulpix>Male!New York: HOW MANY FINGERS AM I HOLDING UP?!!! *le the middle finger *<RuruTheVulpix>XD<HetaliaXReader>((NO!! DONT U DO THIS TO ME RURU)<RuruTheVulpix>Because that's how Shaun works.<RuruTheVulpix>XD<HetaliaXReader>(damn it....im crying again cause Im reliving this scene)<RuruTheVulpix> MEANWHILE:<HetaliaXReader>((sobs forever in a corner)<Cantara112>Canberra: Ican't see but I can tell you are holding up middle finger? *smiles*<RuruTheVulpix>America: I feel as if part of me... *reaches out* ...is gone..<RuruTheVulpix>XD<RuruTheVulpix>XD<imacrazygirl17>Y!S!Kansas: *starts to beat the hell out of Steve with her hatchet* S...S..STAY DEAD BITCH YOU -EXTENDED BLEEP- <HetaliaXReader>Philippines: Oh! I lived for a while at Englands house so I can use a bit of magic (uses magic to restore her eyes) all better* RuruTheVulpiximagined America doing that<RuruTheVulpix>Male!New York:
<RuruTheVulpix>Male!New York: AGH YOU'RE NOT BLIND ASKLFCDFD
<HetaliaXReader>Philippines: (looksat Shaun') Dude what kind of words have you been teaching Kansas....?
<imacrazygirl17>you can picture America walking in a Kansas is goin ape shit on Steve }
<Cantara112>Canberra: MOVE ASIDE KANSAS! *push her out of way* BRING IT ON BRO!
<RuruTheVulpix>Male!New York: Dude I don't take care of kids. All I do all day is: Party, skateboard, sleep, and hang out at bars.
<HetaliaXReader>(HES ALREADY DEAD!!)
<imacrazygirl17>Talk about over Kill}
<Cantara112>((Canberra: Damn it.....I want to give him some shit!))
<HetaliaXReader>Philippines: haha...thats true. And you better not be reading porn or Ill kill you
<HetaliaXReader>(pfft over killl thats a pun!)
<Cantara112>VA: I FOUND A WAY OUT!
<HetaliaXReader>(ok wow...this was rushed)
<RuruTheVulpix>Male!New York: Bro I'm not Germany. I don't sit in a closet and watch porn.
<RuruTheVulpix>XD
<RuruTheVulpix>Poor Kansas
<RuruTheVulpix>XD
<Cantara112>VA: *open front dp
<HetaliaXReader>(we went through 17 parts in like a half hour)
<imacrazygirl17>Y!S!Kansas: *covered in blood and has a on her face tears also going down them*
<Cantara112>*door* XD
<RuruTheVulpix>ikr
<HetaliaXReader>Philippines: (cracks knuckles) then.....whos porn did Kansas find the other day...?
<Cantara112>Canberra:...................California I think.
<RuruTheVulpix>Male!New York: Yeahh... Cali, in state terms, probably.
<RuruTheVulpix>Male!New York: Or Nevada because in Las Vegas it's crazy.
<Cantara112>Canberra: So yeah...*turn around and slam into door* Okay Phil...you made me completely blind..
<RuruTheVulpix>Male!New York: So what now?
<RuruTheVulpix>Male!New York: OMG
<RuruTheVulpix>Male!New York: AGAIN
<HetaliaXReader>Philippines: (sighs and facepalms) ......of course, (thinking: dude, he seriously doesnt watch porn...and hes a 19 year old guy? he needs to grow some balls)
<HetaliaXReader>(XDD)
<imacrazygirl17>Y!S!Kansas: C......Come on ya'll lets get out of here THIS PLACE GONNA GO BOOM BITCHES AH HAHAHAHAHAHAHA * :iconcrazypinkiepikeplz: :iconpinkiepikecupcakesplz: *
<imacrazygirl17>Y!S!Kansas: C......Come on ya'll lets get out of here THIS PLACE GONNA GO BOOM BITCHES AH HAHAHAHAHAHAHA * *
<imacrazygirl17>thats better }
<RuruTheVulpix>Male!New York:
<RuruTheVulpix> LOL KANSAS IS BEHIND IT ALL- /shot by Nippon like Iggybrows
<HetaliaXReader>Philippines: .....h-hey shaun...you want to go talk to your sister...?
* RuruTheVulpixfalls to the ground with green stuff
<Cantara112>VA: *slowly drag Kansas out of front door* There I am taking you home.
<HetaliaXReader>(lol wut:0
* RuruTheVulpix
<imacrazygirl17>Naw she just lost her mind from what happened with Steve}
<RuruTheVulpix>Male!New York: I may be New York, but I'm not a psycologist.
<Cantara112>Canberra: Wait I can't feel my eyes....
<RuruTheVulpix>Male!New York:
<RuruTheVulpix>Male!New York:
<RuruTheVulpix>Male!New York:
<RuruTheVulpix>Male!New York:
<RuruTheVulpix>Male!New York: You can't?
<RuruTheVulpix>Male!New York: O my Bama.
<RuruTheVulpix>XD
<imacrazygirl17>Y!S!Kansas: H...H..H..HERE HAVE MINE *tries to take out her own eye ball*
<RuruTheVulpix>Male!New York: :iconleasquintplz:
<RuruTheVulpix>Male!New York:
<Cantara112>Canberra: Oh my god did I hear a sqishing noise like someone just step on my eyeballs?!
<RuruTheVulpix>Male!New York:
<HetaliaXReader>Philippines: Oh God, please tell me I just stepped in Gum.....
<RuruTheVulpix>Male!New York: *starts panicking*
<HetaliaXReader>Philippines: I dont wanna be here anynmore (most cracked hetaoni rp evar)
<RuruTheVulpix>Male!New York: Wait...
<Cantara112>VA: OH MY GOD....NY STEP ON CANBERRA'S EYES!
<imacrazygirl17>lol IKR}
<RuruTheVulpix>Male!New York: WAIT...
<HetaliaXReader>Philippines: yeaah??
<RuruTheVulpix>Male!New York: WAIT...
<RuruTheVulpix>Male!New York:
<Cantara112>((XD This is too funny...))
<RuruTheVulpix>Male!New York: AM I LEGIT THE ONLY DUDE HERE?!!!
<HetaliaXReader>Philippines: Shaun.....wanna have sex....?
<RuruTheVulpix>Male!New York: Oh my fucking god.
<RuruTheVulpix>FAHK
<Cantara112>Canberra: ORGY ZNYONE?
<imacrazygirl17>Y!S!Kansas: C...C...CAN I WATCH AH HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
<HetaliaXReader>Philippines: ....is that a yes? and no....mein (clings onto Shaun)
<HetaliaXReader>(lol shauns a pimp...but...)
<HetaliaXReader>(Philippines: I clam possesion over Shauns vital regions)
<HetaliaXReader>(claim*)
<imacrazygirl17>Y!S!Kansas: *goes between laughing and crying*
<RuruTheVulpix>Male!New York: YOU CAN'T JUST CLAIM MY VITALS LIKE THAT!!
<Cantara112>Canberra: Then bye! *ride off into sunset on unicorns*
<RuruTheVulpix>lol
<imacrazygirl17>Y!S!Kansas: *goes between laughing and crying like a mainiac* *
<HetaliaXReader>Philippines: Just did, bitch.
<RuruTheVulpix>England: *joins Canberra*
<Cantara112>VA: *grab Kansas* MY CHILD!
<HetaliaXReader>(Seriously...most cracked hetaoni ever XDDD)
<RuruTheVulpix>ikr
<HetaliaXReader>I LOVE IT XDD)